Jennifer Lopez Sells Babies For $6M - Page 2
And lastly...$6M for baby photos? Of what? Little wrinkly babies? Let's face it, newborns pretty much look the same. They may have different color skin depending on their ethnicity, but they're usually wrinkled little monkey-looking things. Hey, I've had two babies, and while I thought they were the most beautiful babies in the world (and they were...I dare JLo to produce babies as beautiful as mine), the truth is that they were also little wrinkly, red-faced, slobbering lumps. You know why? Because they're BABIES. This practice of doling out small fortunes to celebs who are already full of themselves just for some baby snapshots is the most greedy, ridiculous thing I've seen yet (and I'm not just talking about JLo and Marc here).
Can't Marc Anthony do something with her? He's never said anything (he's probably too scared) but I'd hope he'd be embarrassed by his wife's ostentationess.
But, having said all that, I do wish her a good delivery and healthy babies. I just wish she'd grow up and live in the real world, not Jenniferland.
I'll personally give $100 of my hard-earned money (and to me, that's a huge amount) to the charity of choice of any celebrity who will come out of their house to greet the assembled paparazzi throng (behind a gate or fence, of course), ask if they'd like to see the baby, and then bring out Junior for photos. They can stand at a reasonable distance for a few minutes (again, probably behind a gate or fence...gotta have a barrier between the paps and the baby), and then go inside. Or they can snap a picture of Little Missy, print off a bunch of snapshot-sized prints, and go hand them to the press outside. No big money, no huge fanfare, and it wouldn't look like they're greedily selling their kids for cash that they don't need anyway.
I'll start holding my breath now.
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