John Edwards May Be Fruity, But Rudy Giuliani's Kids Are Snotty Brats
John Edwards Loves Man-Hugs
It looks like things are heating up for the 2008 presidential elections. And man, we can't wait for the good times to roll.
Ann Coulter, the hottest conservative since Ayn Rand (and when I say hot, I mean eternal flames of damnation hot) not so subtly called Senator John Edwards a "f*ggot" while speaking in Washington D.C. at the Conservative Political Action Convention in Washington D.C., or as it's known in colloquial terms, a KuKluxKlan convention. I jest. Her actual quote:
"I was going to have a few comments about the other Democratic nominee, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'f$ggot.'"
Needless to say, her comments weren't exactly received with loving arms by either side of the political spectrum, save a few hillbillies and ridgerunners, who, when asked about the comments one particulary seedy fellow offered this:
"I like that Ann Coulter, she's like a comedian or sompem'. She sure has a purty mouth too. I might like to have her over for some smoked possum and grits. I could show her my gun collection, and my rope collection and even my duct tape collection. Yeah, we'd have hootin' and hollerin' good time. And if she behaved herself, I might even let her use the outhouse. F*ggots is funny."
Looks like a rocky road ahead for the Republicans if that's the kind of spokespeople they have representing them.
A major frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination former NY mayor Rudolph Giuliani, can't seem to get the love from his kids either. His son, Andrew Giuliani, a 21-year-old sophomore at Duke University said he's too busy working on his golf game to help his dad stump for president. Ouch!
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