Lynne And Jamie Lynn Spears Already Pimping Out Baby Photos To OK!
Yep, they like to start 'em out young down there in the deep South. In this week's issue of OK! magazine, we get Exclusive! photos and an interview (a setup brokered by none other than mama Lynne, and I'm not linking to the article because I don't want to give this story any more revenue) with none other than teen mom Jamie Lynn and her new baby Maddie:
"Around here, everyone has the same focus," Jamie Lynn tells OK!. "The focus is family, and that's a good way to live."
And, of course, the focus on the family is the reason Jamie Lynn was able to do real hard stuff like resist the temptation to have unmarried, unprotected, teenage sex with her boyfriend. Because her mama took her under her wing and taught her all sorts of real important stuff mamas are supposed to teach their daughters. Like to apply makeup for your Wal-Mart runs in case a pap is there and how to bat your eyes at a casting call. And how to properly pimp out your infant, just as your mama pimped out your knocked-up self to a national magazine.
Jamie Lynn goes on to tell how wonderful her life is at the moment:
"She is very good," says Jamie Lynn. "She'll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying."The proud mama continues, "We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I've worked one out with her, and we're happy going about our little life."
How sweet. Next she's going to be telling us the baby poops fairies and spits up rainbows. Don't get too used to it, though. Babies have a way of waking up one morning and deciding that they only need an hour of sleep for every five they are awake, and they also decide it would be a good idea to scream four-and-three-quarters out of the five waking hours, all the while spewing projectile liquidy stuff of multiple colors out of one orifice or another, sometimes all at once. Continued on the next page
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