Miley Cyrus To Write Memoirs; Should Be A Short Book
After all, the girl is fifteen years old.
Yes, the girl who seemingly is everywhere has been offered a seven-figure deal to write about her life:
The book will focus on the 15-year-old's road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star, and how her family – especially mother Leticia – helps keep her grounded. According to Disney, the book will feature never-before-seen photos, family stories and a look at the star's inner circle.
I'm going to leave that last line alone, in light of the fact that it's just too easy to make a joke about the recently-leaked photos of Miley flashing her unders and her "inner circle". (But seriously, Billy Ray...can't you keep a better eye on your daughter? Do you want her to turn out like some of these other celebutards?)
But seriously...her memoirs? The girl is fifteen years old, for cryin' out loud...what does she have to talk about? How long is this book going to be...she's fifteen! Well, let's imagine for a second:
yeh, so like i wuz born an i wuz dis baybee an i wuz cute an stuff! an my rents (hey, my dad had dis song a longlonglong time ago, sumthin liek breaky break my heart, but its sooooooooo old n stuff) raised me up in tenn an i had lotz of fun! cuz we haz lotz of moneys an i had liek a pool an everything! an then i was liek i wanna be famous to so i went an tryed out for dis show an liek i got it an i wuz liek omg!!!!!!11!!! an i get to sing an stuff an ppl ask me for my autograf an stuff all the tiem! an i think ppl r mean for sayin stuff bout my photos wif my unders showin affer all my friends all do it! oh yeh an i loves my mom an dad an ur dreamz can come true if u beleeve. the end!!!!! xxxxooo miley
Okay, where's my seven-figure book deal?
(oh, I can't wait to see the comments I get for this one!) *rubs hands together with glee*
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