Naomi Campbell and Gerard Butler Trying To Keep Romance Secret?
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If the rumors of violence-prone model Naomi Campbell dating 300 actor Gerard Butler are true, then I will have finally found the inspiration I need to begin my new binge and purge diet. Nothing makes me want to hurl more than the thought of that foul, wretched, vicious she-beast Naomi getting busy with the beautiful and exquisite Gerard Butler.Â
This article has the details that have sparked the rumors:
The couple, who attended the Sony Ericsson Open tennis finals in Miami last week (begs02APR07), are reportedly desperate to keep their alleged relationship under wraps. An eyewitness tells The Scoop, "(Campbell) came out of the hotel first and got into a waiting SUV (Sports Utility Vehicle). "Then a few minutes later, Gerard came out and got into the vehicle. And when they arrived back, they got out of either side of the vehicle and went into the hotel separately."
Maybe they were merely sharing a ride. Let's hope so, because if I find out that Naomi has been sullying my Gerard, she's gonna get a taste of her own medicine. This "domestic helper" fights back and I use ninja stars and numb chucks, not cellphones and Blackberries.Â
Watch your back you crazy beeyotch.
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