Nick Hogan Celebrates His "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card
That's right, folks...stay off the streets, Little Nicky Hogan is a free, uh, man. It seems that one hundred and sixty-six days is roughly equivalent to the life of his friend John:
Nick Hogan was released from Pinellas County Jail just after midnight Tuesday morning. We're told he arrived back at his mom Linda's house to a thumping party, replete with loud music and cops surveying the scene. Nick pleaded no contest to a felony charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury back in May. He was sentenced to eight months but only served the aforementioned 166 days due to "good time" credit. His best friend, John Graziano, remains hospitalized and will require medical care the rest of his life.Because nothing says, "I'm sorry for putting my friend in a vegetative state," like a window-rattling partay. Nick was met by his sister Brooke, who was her usual understated, classy self. Again, nothing shows the true concept of "Redemption" as much as a lovely tattoo right above your buttcrack. Seaking of Brooke, she took to the interwebs again and blogged about the upcoming reunion on her MySpace:
Hey you guys...as you all know, my brothers gettin out tomorrow...I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends...and i cant believe how long Ive gone without him.... Not seeing him for 6 months has been really really hard. He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im havin a bad day. There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day... Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here... It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people....were just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate...its probably the most far off. I didn't come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands. ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!
God gives us intelligence and expects us to use it. Barring a total, miraculous, divine reconstruction of John's head and brain, there is no way John is going to walk out of the hospital, and no amount of "positive thinking" or "positive confession" is going to change that. I believe in the miraculous power of God, but I also know real reality when I see it. It isn't enough to live in denial and whitewash it as "faith".
All anyone has ever wanted is for Nick and his family to accept responsibility and show even a little bit of remorse for what they've done. So far, all we've got have been failed attempts at blame-shifting and a very definite refusal of the Hogans to accept the reality of what they've done.
And let's not forget that real-ality show Nick has been talking about to his father. What was it he wanted to title it, The New Nick?
NICK: Will you work on that real-ality [?] deal… [he pronounces it "real allity"] TERRY: Yeah. NICK: …for me and get that thing lined up, so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom? TERRY: Can you do it while you’re on probation? NICK: Yeah, of course. TERRY: Yeah. Okay…you wanna do it with Pink Snickers [?] or you wanna do it with someone else? NICK: I wanna do it where I’ll make the most money. TERRY: Well then, you need to do it with me, Jason [Hervey], and Eric [Bischoff]. NICK: Okay. TERRY: You know if I’m producing the show I won’t screw you, you know that. NICK: Yeah. Of course. TERRY: I’ll getcha every–I’ll make you an owner. NICK: Yeah. I… TERRY: You’ll own the show. NICK: Yeah. TERRY: Y’know. So let me get to work on that with Eric tonight, he’s here too. NICK: Okay, cool. TERRY: So dude, we can get that pulled off, dude… NICK: Real-ality. TERRY: The new Nick, we’ll call it “The New Nick” or something. NICK: The New Nick. TERRY: Or something. We’ll have to come up with a good name. Think of a good name. NICK: I’ll be thinking of a good name. TERRY: The, the… NICK: It’ll be real-ality, how I’m getting back on my feet, and, uh, how I’m recovering after this, celebrity outta jail.Wonder if he's thought of a good name yet? I'm shooting for Meet The New Nick, Same As The Old Nick. Or maybe I Walked Away Because God Likes Me Better. Seriously, I wonder just how long it will take to get this all together. But I still think we could get a new reality show out of this. It should feature a 27/7 camera aimed at John Graziano's hospital room, showing the real reality of just what this family's selfishness did. Which, in case you've forgotten, is this. I AM WARNING YOU NOW, THESE PHOTOGRAPHS AND VIDEO ARE VERY GRAPHIC AND EXTREMELY UPSETTING. DO NOT CLICK THROUGH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR IF THIS WILL DISTURB YOU. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED; DO NOT COMMENT ON THEIR GRAPHIC NATURE AS IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN. You can follow our continuing coverage of the Hogan family here.
Party on, dude.
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