Now Even Diddy Has To Fly Commercial...What Is The World Coming To?
Forget the middle class who have to struggle to both pay bills and put food on the table, forget single parents who can't get insurance for their sick child, forget schools that have had to cut programs to make ends meet, forget the elderly who must make the choice between their medications and their rent, forget people who have to take a second or third job just to pay for their gasoline...P Puff Puffy Diddy Daddy Diddly Doobie Donut has to fly on a commercial airliner!
“Even your boy is being affected by gas prices!” Sean “Diddy” Combs said in the video (warning: salty language on the video), which was filmed at an airline gate as he entered a plane. “As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to L.A. pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth like twice in a month, that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. I’m back on American Airlines right now. OK? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines.” [...] In order to help the New York-based impresario keep up his presence in Hollywood, Diddy also begged his “Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters” to send him some oil for his jet before saying that him flying commercial proved that gas prices were too high. “Look I’m at the gate right now,” he said. “We need to do something about, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”He earnestly looks into the camera and says, "This is really happening!" Well now it's gone too far. Gas prices and the economy have had me upset for quite some time, but now...now it's all reached a head. What is this world coming to when a rap mogul such as Puffy P Duffy has to fly first class back and forth twice a week? Do you realize that he can't sip his champagne in the privacy of his private jet any longer? Do you realize that he must breathe the same air as other passengers? The horrors! He claims it is a joke, but the beast has been loosed and there is no turning back now. This just proves that the continuous torrent of indignity that has been dumped upon the American people must stop. When someone of the stature of Dingleberry P Puffmeister has to fly commercial, then it's time to stand up and be counted. And I'll get right to that, as soon as I figure out whether my budget will allow me to have ketchup soup or bologna sandwiches for supper this week. Hey, look what I found in the back of the fridge...a cheese slice that only has one hard spot! (video NSFW)
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