Only At Walmart Can You Dress Anyway You Want, And Slap Other People's Kids - Page 2
So, VIVA WALMART!
Now, the bad Walmart News.
According to CNN, 61-year old Roger Stephens slapped a crying 2-year old after threatening the mother with this gem, "If you don't shut the baby up, I will shut her up for you."
Extra CLASSSSS-Y!
I understand the urge to want a screaming kid to "Shut IT" but that does NOT mean you can walk around slapping stranger's kids. Not OK dude!
CNN on this not-so-shocking Walmart incident:
Roger Stephens, 61, was arrested Monday and charged with first-degree cruelty to children. An incident report obtained from police in Gwinnett County indicated Stephens did not know the 2-year-old girl he stands accused of hitting.The confrontation happened shortly before noon at the Walmart in Stone Mountain, a suburb of Atlanta.
According to the arresting officer, the child's mother said her daughter was crying as they walked down one of the aisles.
...Police said he hit her four or five times. "See, I told you I would shut her up," the suspect allegedly told the mother.
Authorities described "slight redness" to the toddler's face. Before he was arrested, Stephens apologized to the mother for striking the girl, the incident report said.
It's inconceivable that a perfect stranger would think it was appropriate to hit someone else's child. I can tell you with 100% certainty I would have f*cked that guy up if he touched one of my kids. Granted if my child was acting up I would have whispered in their ear in my most menacing voice, "Shut yer piehole before I rip your arm out and beat you with your own bloody stump." Hey, don't judge, I learned that from MY mom.
This is clearly a Walmart thing. Save money, dress funny — slap stranger's kids!
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