Paris Freed From Jail, Big House Not Big Enough For Heiress
TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton, after spending only 3 days of her 23 day sentence, has been released from Lynwood Correctional Facility.
In some ways, just having to go to Lynwood was probably punishment enough for the pampered heiress. The celebutard, who rarely ventures out of her Beverly Hills, Malibu, Hollywood glam circuit, was forced to slum it in the slammer for violating her DUI driving suspension. Most people suspected she would be spring early, but perhaps not this early.
LA County have not officially stated the reason, but it may stem from a virulent outbreak of herpetitis that was traced back to Paris, or it could be the standard overcrowding issue.
TMZ, who has stalked Paris' visit in the pokey with a criminalesque interested, has recounted that Paris suffered many indignities, including: Paris only received 3 blankets and had to use one as pillow thus leading to her to being cold and unable to sleep :( , Paris was forced to endure a cavity search which was probably harder on the guards than her, and it is reported that the food was so bad Paris ate very little.
And so, in conclusion Paris barely slept, barely ate and had her nethers groped. Isn't this a typical day for her? Punishment my ass. It was also stated that many of the inmates were sympathetic to her plight telling her she didn't deserve to be there and she looked good without her makeup and fake blue contacts. With this kind of treatment, we can expect Paris back behind bars before the next summer BBQ.
I would like to leave you with one parting sentiment that is running through my brain after hearing this news. Some lyrics from the great Joni Mitchell:
I was a free man in Paris
I felt unfettered and alive
There was nobody calling me up for favors
And no one's future to decide
You know I'd go back there tomorrow
But for the work I've taken on
Stoking the star maker machinery
Behind the popular song