Paris Has A Diamond-Encrusted BM
"Oh my goodness, there are photographers here? My my my...I nevah thought there would be somebody here to take my picture! I'm so embarrassed! Let me put my hand up by my face in complete giggly surprise. Oh, the ring? Why, that's nothing, just some silly costume jewelry I threw on. I forgot I was wearing it! How embarrassing!"
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"Are you still shooting? Oh, how embarrassing!"
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