Pete Doherty Clean, And They Drew A Smiley Face To Prove It

Can't the UK get anything right concerning these stars and their drug habits?
Serial druggie Pete Doherty was released from prison after serving a pittance of his original sentence, waving a piece of paper saying that he passed his drug test while locked up:
But Pete Doherty's precious piece of paper proved only that he had passed a drugs test while in prison.He seemed delighted to have it as he left just 29 days into a 14-week sentence, declaring he wanted to "keep it together and work on my music".
The 29-year-old singer, who has been repeatedly arrested in possession of crack cocaine and heroin, was finally jailed last month for breaching his probation.
But yet again the law smiled on Doherty by setting him free early.
He emerged from Wormwood Scrubs in West London at 7.10am yesterday in a suit, tie, what appeared to be rosary beads and surprisingly shiny shoes.
Smoking a cigarette, he said he was looking forward to having a drink and seeing his pet cats.
Don't let him near those animals...he gives them drugs!
So let's get this right...he was supposed to serve over three months, and he ended up being in for fourteen days? Who does this guy know?
Seriously...what is up with the courts over there in the Old Country? Every time I turn around, people like Pete and Amy Winehouse are committing crimes like buying and taking drugs and headbutting people, yet they get let off with a slap on the wrist and a finger-waggle and a "No no no" from the authorities. This guy has been arrested multiple times for drugs, yet they keep letting him go. Even after he promises that he's going to do better and get clean, he still relapses and they still slap him on the wrist and they still let him go.
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