Rosie O'Donnel and Angelina Jolie Almost Hooked Up? YAWN!
Rosie O'Donnel recently chatted with shock jock Howard Stern on Sirius XM Radio.
She dished about her not so fabulous relationship with her wife lately, Oprah Winfrey and Oprah's BFF Gail. And oh yeah... that she thought her and Angelina Jolie almost hooked up once.
Was this wishful thinking on Rosie's part? Or wishful thinking on Jolie's part? Or just creepy Howard Stern with his usual everyday thoughts? *snicker*
First, about Oprah....
Both Rosie and Howard say they think that Oprah and BFF Gail are closer than they are letting people know.
From EOnline:
As for her thoughts on Oprah's relationship with her BFF, Rosie and Howard think there may be some sparks."I don't know that she and Gayle are necessarily doing each other," Rosie said, "but I think they are the emotional equivalent of…"
"A gay couple," the radio man finished.
"When they did that road trip, that's as gay as it gets, and I don't mean it to be an insult either," Rosie explained. "I'm just saying, listen, if you ask me, that's the couple."
Doesn't Howard imagine ALL women that have a relationship with another women of any kind in bed together? I can't stand the man and he skeeves me out to no end. I bet his palms are always sweaty. EWWWW!
As far as Rosie thinking that Oprah and Gail are a couple?
I just think her bringing up Oprah and Gail was ridiculous and a real yawn fest.
Although Gail would have been a BIG improvement over Stedman! (I always considered him Mr Excitement)
Don't get me wrong, I am not defending Oprah the Scientology cult sympathizer in any way. Even though everyone is eternally grateful to Oprah for having Cruise on her show, which led to the famous career end phrase "jumping the couch".
Hey Tom! How's That Scientology Going For You Lately?
So if you are keeping score, I find Howard Stern, Rosie AND Oprah all repulsive. Oh yeah Cruise too. All for different reasons. And none of those reasons have anything to do with sex.
So what about Oprah's BFF Gail? I don't think I have EVER thought of that women before in my life in any capacity what so ever. I find her as about exciting as a fence post. Although again, she still would have been a better pick than Stedman.
FYI...when Stedman and billionaire gal pal Oprah finally ended their 21 year old fling, he received $250 mil for his "years of ridicule and you better keep your mouth shut" severance package. Wonder what Oprah's gal pal Gail will get? *snicker*
So where does Angelina Jolie come into this picture?
Well....
Rosie told Howard that she talked to Angelina on the phone a couple of times way back when.
Ohhhhhh! That's where she got the idea that they were going to hook up. Who could blame her? WHAT?
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