Simon Cowell The King of Narcissism, Writes Letter To Himself
Every once in a while you read something that just makes you cringe and say, Oh come on!
This is one of those stories.
Apparently, Simon Cowell has written a letter, excuse me... a VERY LONNNNNNG letter to his younger self and it was published in the Daily Mail. I didn't read all of it, because #1.... I have a life, and #2... it was just making me cringe so much I was getting a crick in my neck. And also one of my pet peeves is someone talking in the third person.
First off, who does this?
Or if you are so silly to do so, do you have it published so everyone can say EWWWWW and think you are a total douche? Really, can Simon be any more full of himself?
Simon must have started at a very early age. The picture below is probably how Simon started out.
Simon Give Us Kiss Now.. You Handsome Dog!
He wrote this letter to himself because his 50th birthday is right around the corner on Oct 7th. I was speechless as I skimmed over the letter and just couldn't believe what I was reading. We couldn't post the whole letter here because it was beyond HUGE.
It's best to read the entire letter yourself on the Daily Mail website.
The letter was entitled, "SIMON COWELL: A letter to my shallow, reckless, cocky younger self".
I kid you not. Oh! Be sure to have a bucket handy. Click here and gag.
Eonline reported:
Simon Cowell's Gone Soft (and Long-Winded) in His Old AgeSomeone needs to pull the pen from Simon Cowell's fingers.
While we love it when the crotchety American Idol judge decides to air his dirty laundry in public (that Susan Boyle botch list was a classic), is an absurdly lengthy diatribe really necessary?On the cusp of his 50th birthday next week, Cowell wrote a letter to himself published in yesterday's Daily Mail in the U.K. In it, he looks back on the past few decades, scolding himself for poor decisions he made in the '80s and '90s and patting himself on the back for the good ones.
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