Simon Cowell The King of Narcissism, Writes Letter To Himself - Page 3
His letter did remind me of a little poem from my grammar school days when people used to sign your autograph book when you graduated. The all so familiar "roses are red" rhymes and those little clever ditties like "2 great, 2B, 4 gotten".
No it wasn't the "roses are red, violets are black, go sit on a tack" rhyme that came to mind. (although it certainly would apply)
It was the following little poem, which I would like to dedicate to Simon on his upcoming 50th birthday....
You love yourself you think your grand..
You go to the movies and hold your hand.
You slip your arm around your waist...
And when you get fresh.. you slap your face!
With new reports of Cowell doing American Idol for another two years and also producing "The X Factor" in the US, he will be making over 100 million by this time next year. *shakes head*
It is quite obvious that he can care less that this letter to himself makes him look like a total conceited, pompous ass. Or maybe that is exactly what he wanted. His popularity seems to stay afloat by people loving to hate him.
Oh crap, I think I just contributed to that!
Touche' Cowell!
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