Supermodel and Football Player Get Hitched, Will Wonders Never Cease!
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen got married in Los Angeles last night according to Us Magazine. Despite rumors of their engagement in December, the couple repeatedly denied the news. Apparently they think we are all dumb-dumbs.
I normally love hearing about blessed events like weddings and births, but in Hollywood, these events are attached to stigmas of divorce rates in the 80% (just speculating that figure on empirical data) and ugly custody battles, so forgive my dampened enthusiasm. To make matters worse, this particular coupling already had built in scandal, as Gisele and Tom began dating when he'd already knocked up actress Bridget Moynahan. SHADY!! So in this case, we have two hos and baby!
More nonsense from Us:
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady wed today at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, Calif., Usmagazine.com confirms.The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.
The ceremony — which began at dusk — was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady's son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as "a simple ceremony...I don't like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.")
Reps did not immediately return calls.
The Brazilian-born supermodel has been dating the New England Patriots quarterback, 31, since 2006.
A pal close to the couple told Us Bundchen and Brady are perfect together.
"She's definitely 'The One,'" the source said. "She really makes him comfortable and just happy."
And the bride wore white? Nervy! And of course she's the one, they're all the one, until they aren't. I'm sure Bridget thought she was the "one" when Tom impregnated her. Congrats you two sluts! Here's to hoping your union lasts longer most.
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