Suri Cruise Frolicks With Make-Believe Creatures, No Not Lord Xenu!
I don't typically like to pick on little Suri Cruise - a.) she's cute as a button and b.) it's not her fault her dad Tom is a crazy cultie and her mom Katie ("Kate" if you know what's good for you) sold her soul in exchange for wealth and fame. But the above pic of Suri at the Magic Kingdom with Mickey and Minnie is too fraught with meaning to ignore.
Sure, most kids would get excited by a life-sized Mickey and Minnie, but the look in Suri's eye isn't excitement, it's rapturous. It's as though Suri *KNOWS* magical creatures exist.
Of course, her mom and dad believe this guy is buried underneath the earth's core somewhere and is waiting to reclaim his throne as Lord of The Universe...or some such nonsense.
Suri, enjoy these innocent days you precious little thing you, it won't be long until you are forced to confront the crazy head on. Then you too will be sipping the tainted barley water.
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