Tila Tequila Drops Jared Leto
As reported in the Daily Dish, it seems that Tila (Nguyen)Tequila, the MySpace goddess, has deleted Jared Leto from her MySpace page, and ostensibly, from her life. And why should you care?
Well, to be frank, you shouldn't. Normal people should definitely NOT care what two substandard celeb whores do, but there is something more to this story. It's a tale of love, rejection, and burning infections.
Leto, the gender-confused singer for the emo-band 30 Seconds to Mars rose to fame starring opposite Claire Danes on the TV show My So Called Life. The object of many a teen girl's dream, Leto has been publicly linked with the usual hotties like Scarlett Johannson, Lindsay Lohan and Cameron Diaz - are these the only women in California? But according to Ms. Tequila, he'd also been taking shots of her sweet love too. On the sly. While he was dating other, more famous women. Women who he could use to further his career. Oh, and he continually denied EVER dating Tequila. And that, my friends, is romance.
Tila has made a name for herself by being shall we say, "outgoing" and "friendly." She has successfully parlayed her sex appeal and the internet to become the most popular person on Myspace, with 1.5 million friends on her page. She has been profiled in Rolling Stone and Time and the bi and not-shy Tequila has stretched her 15 minutes out like Britney stretches her vulva (**shudder**) and has launched a clothing line and released a single. She's also set to appear in the next Adam Sandler movie. Neat.
All had been roses and sunshine until Tila posted this "blind item" on her site:
"A few months go by and all of a sudden I hear from this 'actor' person once again. You won't believe this ... but he was actually looking for an 'apology' from me! Are you f- out of your f- mind, a-? Why do I need to apologize for you being a f- a-?"
Apparently Leto had a split personality when dealing with the 25-year-old starlet wanna-be.
"[Leto]sweet to me when nobody is around, but when we are around other people, he acts like a different person....Have you guys ever had this happen to you? Like the person you think you know turns out to be a Doctor Jekle and Mrs. Hyde or whatever you call it?
Yes, in fact I do know what you call that. It's called suffering from a serious and raging case of self-importance, a lack of human decency and a glaring hole in one's moral fiber. But to simplify it, the term dickbag will suffice.
While I could care less about this attention-craving freak Tequila, I do sympathize with her issue. What could be worse than being forced to endure a purely one-sided relationship built on one person's sexual satisfaction and then having that person deny even knowing you?
Trust me I know what could be worse, er, but my legal counsel has informed me that I not allowed to discuss it.
Anyway, Tequila-shot may be a skank, but she's not a hideous skank. And Jared Leto's no damn carnival prize. Scratch that - that's exactly what he is.
Fortunately, Tila is taking it in stride and exacting her revenge by writing a song that she describes as being for Leto called "I Love U." And in case you were wondering, "this ain't no fucking love song."
Jesus, these people are insufferable.
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