Trent Reznor's Charitable Twittering Puts Fartbag Ashton Kutcher To Shame
This week in Twittering Celebrity twatter we have two very different twittery stories.
Perpetual 12-year old and cougar-lover Ashton Kutcher threatened to quit that Twitter-bitch if they teamed up to do a reality show, 'cuz you know, Kutcher's above that sort of thing. Anyone remember "Punk'd?"
Ashton Kutcher — Twitter's top tweeter — warned he may pull the plug on his tweeting if the micro-blogging service partners on a reality TV show."It's all fun and games until somebody gets stalked," Kutcher wrote in a Twitter posting late Monday.
Variety magazine reported Monday that San Francisco-based Twitter.com had partnered with TV producers Reveille and Brillstein Entertainment on an unscripted show that would be "putting ordinary people on the trail of celebrities in a revolutionary competitive format."
Twitter co-founder Biz Stone said there was "no official Twitter TV show" in the works, but "we have a lightweight, non-exclusive, agreement with the producers which helps them move forward more freely."
Kutcher used Twitter to post a link to a news report about the partnership along with this message: "Wow I hope this isn't true. I really don't like being sold out. May have to take a twitter hiatus."
The actor, who boasts a record 2 million Twitter followers, frequently posts updates that take fans behind the scenes of his life and his current movie production — "Five Killers."
"Five Killers" director Robert Luketic, who caught Kutcher's Twitter addiction, also suggested he would disappear from the Twitterverse.
"Ahh yeah. If this is true my shop is closed," Luketic tweeted in response to Kutcher's message.
Kutcher challenged CNN last month in a race to 1 million Twitter followers, which he won. His following has almost doubled that in the five weeks since.
His wife, actress Demi Moore, also threatened to shut down her Twitter account, which has more than 1 million followers.
"I hope this isn't true — if it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!" Moore tweeted Monday.
Bitch PUHHHHLLEEEAAASSEE! Ever since Ashton teamed up with that stale botoxed sandwich Demi, he's been a wet blanket full of twatty-ness. When these two aren't crying about the non-issues like being "harassed by paparazzi" they are posting gross pictures of Demi's ass or her missing toof. I can honestly not think of a more annoying couple, and that's including Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. *ahem*
Losing Ashton and Demi's voice in the "twitterverse" would be a Godsend, so please let the stalking begin if that's what it takes. Two less twits twittering, where's the downside?
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