What? Heather Mills Lied? Surely Not!
Everyone's favorite fantasist Heather Mills has been accused of lying, and trust me...I'm just as shocked as you are. Shocked, I tell you!
First, that dramatic statement that Heather was at one time so despondent at everything that was going on in her life regarding Sir Paul and the press that she considered suicide? Hold on a second, says her former publicist Michele Elyzabeth, in an interview with Access Hollywood:
ME: I thought, "Why are you saying this?" [...] Heather calculates way too much to, you know, to do that, she would never commit suicide. She didn't commit suicide when she lost her leg!
And remember those little tapes Heather supposedly had, the ones of Sir Paul abusing her and being a big ol' meanie? It would seem that it is very, very, very likely that they simply do not exist:
AH: She intimated that she had mini-cam video recordings of their fights, also videotape evidence of their fights that would prove something...ME: No, no. I really don't believe she did. I mean, I was close enough, I heard a couple of conversation, but...now that I know what I know? I don't really think that Paul ever really went after her for anything. I mean, they may have fought, you know, who doesn't in a couple?
AH: So what did she have?
ME: She had, basically, nothing. She had tapes of her being in the studio with him, uh, her being, uh, on the road with him, uh, you know, private moments. [...]
I don't see [Paul] being a violent person.
Michele also claims she was working for free and is owed over $100,000 in fees. Heather, for her part, claims that everything Michele is saying is totally false...as is usual for Heather.
So basically Heather seems to be lying about the abusive tapes, just like she lied about...pretty much everything else. What, you want me to list all the lies? Come on, I have a life!
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