Who's Hotter: Jared Leto As Mark Chapman, or Vince Vaughn as Himself?
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These are what I call the days of milk and honey.Â
Just look at Jared! Look at that? Christ, I haven't seen anything that sexy since I was in high school and the entire science club had to strip down due to an acid spill in the lab department. Seriously those bastards were HOT!! I mean on fire! They had lesions on their skin and third degrees burns. It was a real mess.
So yeah, Jared Leto was doing some kind of method acting wherein he plumped himself up to play John Lennon assassin Mark Chapman in the upcoming film Chapter 27. Just Jared has the photo pictures from a shoot for Purple magazine. And I must say, JT's got nothing on Jared. If that isn't bringing sexy back, then sexy is just a four letter word for "My eyes....it burns....you're killing my soul."
And as for Vince Vaughn, I am just beaten down, saddened by this state of affairs. My main squeeze Vince looks like he just got over a case of food poisoning and was still stricken with some kind of intestinal issues. Although, with rumors of he and Paris Hilton flirting with each other at the International Poker Convention this past weekend, it's entirely possible that he has contracted herpes of the face.
That's what a ten mile radius of Paris Hilton will do. She's like some kind of biblical plague, laying waste to all living 
things in her path. We should sell her to North Korea.  Hell, better yet, just give her away. Like a token of our love. "Here North Korea, don't say we never gave you anything, you ungrateful bitches."
P.S. For those of you who think that Vince Vaughn was never hot I offer you exhibit A.
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