Will Britney Spears Lose Her Kids? Tots Remain Hopeful - Page 2

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: August 28, 2007 at 10:51 am
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“A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for September 4, which will be a follow up to today’s appearance.

“A rep for Britney did not immediately return our request for comment.”
Well, that doesn't sound good. *Sigh* I don't know how many different ways I can say this, but I will give it another shot.

Britney is simply too stupid to be a mother. Or in other words, her intelligence quotient is such that she is incapable of making sound judgments when it comes to the care and concern of young minds still in the stages of being formed and molded. People of Britney's mental abilities are typically assigned to making overpriced lightbulbs that are then sold to guilt-ridden members of society at a greatly increased markup. In summary, there are inanimate objects within our universe when in the presence of children have far more positive impact than Britney Spears. It's as though she sucks the smart out of a room.

This is all very unfortunate and I feel sorry for her children, and certainly even Britney, who most likely loves her children. Though I imagine her love is akin to the way a toddler loves a new toy: intensely, but fleetingly. Sometimes, loving your children isn't enough, you have to also be able to formulate appropriate thought patterns in such a way that coincide with basic social mores and scientific evidence available as it applies to child-rearing.

We all want our children to be quiet and compliant much of the time, but that doesn't mean it's ok to squander their braincells with booze and sugar, deprive them of sleep and deliberately rot out their teeth.

As strange as it is to say this, these two toddlers would be better off in the care of their father, who as we know, is Kevin Federline. AKA: K-Fed, Shifty McShiftless, Wangsta Extraordinaire, MacDaddy von Baller, Whorey El Whoremonger, ecetera and so on.

This simple fact alone may be the most glaring indictment of one's failure at motherhood.

Photo Source: www.Britney.cl, visit for more in this series.

 
 

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

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