You Know Posh Is Jealous. That's Why She Wore Green.
I don't know why Posh would want to step out with Dita Von Teese. Posh doesn't want anyone around her that looks better than she does, and let's face it...when it comes to glamour, Dita rocks it better than almost anyone out there. She makes Posh look like a bra-stuffing, Sun-In-Highlights-abusing, ten-dollar-mall-kiosk-sunglasses-wearing, Payless-Shoes-buying, self-tanner-overdosing, losing-Homecoming-Queen-candidate of some reform school in the middle of Cornsweat, Iowa.
Seriously. I think Dita is one of the most beautiful women in Celebritywood today. I do want to know what level SPF sunscreen she uses...it must be SPF 1000 Ghost Level. And I so have to get my brows done like that. [scribbles to-do list]
For your viewing pleasure, here are Posh and Dita arriving at the Chanel show in Paris. We'll never see these two together again.
 
 
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