Justin Bieber – Things That Make You Go Hmm ...
The entire saga of Mariah Yeater's former allegations against Justin Bieber being the father of her baby just make you go Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. Allegedly, Justin Bieber was said to be planning to take a paternity test sometime in the very near future. That's all off the table now, as Mariah Yeater and her attorney's have dropped the paternity suit against Justin Bieber.
A representative for Justin Bieber told People that “it's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims.” But we know that Justin Bieber tweeted that he was going to stop “the rumors” and “the gossip.”
In the lawsuit, Mariah Yeater alleged that Justin Bieber lost his virginity to her at an L.A. tour stop. This fact alone would have caused Justin Bieber untold millions of fans, as his reputation would be destroyed. But what makes me go “Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm” to the beat of C&C Music Factory's 1991 hit pop song Things That Make You Go Hmmm... is that the withdrawal of the lawsuit was quietly unmentioned over the weekend.
Moreover, as any attorney who once tried to step in front of allegedly ambulance chasing attorneys would tell his client, the best way to make it go away right now is to just pay the other side a big fat check in agreement for silence, withdrawal of the lawsuit and no admission of liability. Moreover, that attorney would advise “Hollywoodying” up the entire process of settlement in such as manner as to threaten civil cases against the person making allegations. With the results that no “Fake” cases of paternity would ever be filed against the attorney's client.
So just download the song from iTunes to get that C&C beat back in your head, and we can all go “Hmm, Hmm, Hmm” in unison. For without a true paternity test, we will never know the Truth.