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GETTING HOUSED: Eviction and a Head of Household Spoiler on Big Brother

Author: Guillermo A. Fuentes
Published: July 23, 2010 at 12:04 pm
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It’s eviction day, it's eviction day! This is the best day of my week, but that says more about me than it does about Big Brother. We also started the HoH competition and I have the SPOILER towards the end with another bold-faced warning.

Monet or Matt, who is going home? I was torn. First, I love the Brigade: Lane is my horse, and I like what Hayden, Meow-Meow and even Matt’s big mouth, bring to the table. However, I love what BritnEye and Monet’s cattiness have brought to my television.

In a few weeks I have heard the two: make fun of Enzo for being bald, Kristen’s terrible house picture and Rachel’s everything, say Brendon is just gross, worry that something is wrong with Lane for not flirting with Monet, call Rachel a hooker, discuss her STDs, and just this episode brought back the word ‘bimbo.’

Maybe I would just miss accidentally typing ‘Money’ every single time I type her name.

I won’t miss it anymore; Monet is gone - a surprising 7-2 vote where BritnEye and Kathy were her only friends. For some reason, Brendel flipped.

I’ve said it before, but I can’t stand Rachel. Mostly her voice, but it also has a lot to do with the fact that she starts off most conversations with, ‘No, do you even understand, that, like…’ Want another reason? Here is another one from a BBAD moment.

A group of people, including Rachel, were playing charades in the HoH room by way of the surveillance camera outside the room. They were out of booze and had nothing else. Rachel’s turn!! She chose a TV show and you wouldn’t guess what show she chose to act out. Did you guess Big Brother? If not, you ’obvi’ don’t know Rachel. Not only that, but when no one got her first clue she ran into the room and yelled, “Not tall, BIIIG.” What the hell is the point of this game?

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Article Author: Guillermo A. Fuentes

I think the acceptable limit of exclamation points is three (!!!). You learn a lot about someone by how long they hesitate when asked, "What is your go to karaoke song?" (1. Lisa Loeb "Stay," 2. Anything found under Joel comma Billy). …

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