GETTING HOUSED: Hookers, Diseases and Relationships On Big Brother
Picking up from Sunday...
After being nominated, Monet and BritnEye are devastated. Just a whole lot of crying and catty comments. Monet calls Rachel a “stupid hooker” and BritnEye stresses that Rachel is sooo jealous. BritnEye also fears that STDs are airborne whenever Rachel wears a skirt. Brit delivers the goods more than anyone, although I must say that Lane is great after dark… you know what I mean. Don’t you?
Power of veto is a price is right, closest to estimating an hour while in stocks, without going over, wins. BritnEye wins when Meow-Meow goes over by 14 seconds. Her happiness in the diary room is the most personality and possibly the only smile she has shown this season. I hope we see more of it. I’m tired of her sourpuss.
Matt ruined his game this week. There was a montage of him making up a disease for his wife, and then came his uncalled for volunteering. Rachel needed someone to replace BritnEye and wanted to put Andrew up. Matt squashes that and volunteers to be a pawn. This is a brilliant idea, but he plays the pawn card way too soon and brings a lot of attention to it. On BBAD he rambles on and on and on to Rachel about how everyone is going after Brendel; even him. This came about in some kind of house-meeting that wasn’t on BBAD or on Wednesday’s shows. Hopefully it comes on Thursday, because it was referenced a few times late night.
Being Queen of the house is taking its toll on Brendel. Rachel and Brendon disagree on who to put up: Matt or Andrew. Ultimately Rachel says she just wants Brendon to be happy. She has also said that she just wants to get to the jury house with him, “So I can do all the things I want to do with him.” She is officially on the show to get laid. Don’t call it a showmance, either. This is a relationship.Continued on the next page