TV On The Rocks
TV On The Rocks is stiff commentary, surly recaps, and the kind of sloppy behavior that could get you kicked out of most bars. Reality TV, low-brow, high-drama, ill-conceived sitcoms, stupid celebrities and even that junk CBS puts out... Top shelf and well - we soak it all in. Step up to the bar and take shots with us.
Articles in this feature
Jul 29, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Andrew Remains the Worst Player on Big Brother
With a terrible speech and a bad veto competition, Andrew may be on his way out the door.
Jul 26, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Matt Hangs in There on Big Brother
After winning HoH, Matt sets up a plan for the break-up of the power couple.
Jul 26, 2010
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Mad Men Returns with a Thanksgiving Feast
More ads, more drinking, Harry is still paranoid and Joan finally gets an office. Welcome back Mad Men fans.
Jul 23, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Eviction and a Head of Household Spoiler on Big Brother
The results of the Head of Household competition and why Rachel is terrible.
Jul 22, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Hookers, Diseases and Relationships On Big Brother
Veto competition forces Matt to shake things up, while Rachel does whatever Brendon likes.
Jul 20, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Showmances and Nominees Over Tequila
Brendon giggles, Hayden flirts, and Andrew does nothing. Just another Sunday in the House.
Jul 16, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother's Anti-Climactic Reveal of Saboteur
Houseguests evict the wrong person and immediately pay the price.
Jul 15, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Gets 'Perfecter'
Spelling, making out, and detective work keeps guests on their toes.
Jul 14, 2010
The Deadliest Catch Says Goodbye To Captain Phil
The Harris boys and millions of fans say goodbye to a beloved captain.
Jul 12, 2010
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Big Brother Gets Sloppy
Chemistry, closets, caramel, and two guests on the chopping block. Though, not literally.
Jul 10, 2010
Big Brother Kicks Off Another Summer of Twists
CBS holds me hostage three days a week with another season in the Big Brother House
Jun 14, 2010
True Blood Season 3 Premiere Recap: "Bad Blood"
Season 3 of True Blood premieres with everyone in big trouble. Here's the recap.
Jun 10, 2010
How The Cosby Show Changed the Way I Watch TV
Record now, watch later, and pray that no one ruins a good Cosby.
Jun 01, 2010
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Jane's Eyebrows and Mrs. White Return to Breaking Bad
Jesse meets a girl, Walt has a date with Gus, Skyler breaks Bad, and Hank is a jerk again.
Jun 01, 2010
True Blood Minisodes 4 & 5: Bill Rings Up For Sookie, Sam Says No More Bull
Sam Merlotte and Bill Compton are showcased in minisodes 4 and 5 of HBO's True Blood.
May 27, 2010
American Idol Says Goodbye To Simon Cowell (and its Future)
First Paula, now Simon. American Idol can't last much longer.
May 26, 2010
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Breaking Bad Swats at Guilt
A science teacher, a rehabbed-junkie, and a fly walk into a meth lab...
May 25, 2010
Live Blogging - Jesse James' Nightline Interview
Dawn Olsen will be watching Jesse James make a fool out of himself, while saying mean stuff about him. Good times!
May 23, 2010
Lost Series Finale Tonight - Live Blogging and Coverage
Live blogging of the Lost series finale beginning at 9PM tonight!
May 12, 2010
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Lost Has Mommy Issues
Guest star Allison Janney sums up a historic series in two lines and then, other stuff happens.