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TV On The Rocks

TV On The Rocks is stiff commentary, surly recaps, and the kind of sloppy behavior that could get you kicked out of most bars. Reality TV, low-brow, high-drama, ill-conceived sitcoms, stupid celebrities and even that junk CBS puts out... Top shelf and well - we soak it all in. Step up to the bar and take shots with us.

Articles in this feature

  1. Jul 29, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Andrew Remains the Worst Player on Big Brother
    With a terrible speech and a bad veto competition, Andrew may be on his way out the door.
  2. Jul 26, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Matt Hangs in There on Big Brother
    After winning HoH, Matt sets up a plan for the break-up of the power couple.
  3. Jul 26, 2010

    PREVIOUSLY, ON: Mad Men Returns with a Thanksgiving Feast
    More ads, more drinking, Harry is still paranoid and Joan finally gets an office. Welcome back Mad Men fans.
  4. Jul 23, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Eviction and a Head of Household Spoiler on Big Brother
    The results of the Head of Household competition and why Rachel is terrible.
  5. Jul 22, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Hookers, Diseases and Relationships On Big Brother
    Veto competition forces Matt to shake things up, while Rachel does whatever Brendon likes.
  6. Jul 20, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Showmances and Nominees Over Tequila
    Brendon giggles, Hayden flirts, and Andrew does nothing. Just another Sunday in the House.
  7. Jul 16, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother's Anti-Climactic Reveal of Saboteur
    Houseguests evict the wrong person and immediately pay the price.
  8. Jul 15, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Gets 'Perfecter'
    Spelling, making out, and detective work keeps guests on their toes.
  9. Jul 14, 2010

    The Deadliest Catch Says Goodbye To Captain Phil
    The Harris boys and millions of fans say goodbye to a beloved captain.
  10. Jul 12, 2010

    PREVIOUSLY, ON: Big Brother Gets Sloppy
    Chemistry, closets, caramel, and two guests on the chopping block. Though, not literally.
  11. Jul 10, 2010

    Big Brother Kicks Off Another Summer of Twists
    CBS holds me hostage three days a week with another season in the Big Brother House
  12. Jun 14, 2010

    True Blood Season 3 Premiere Recap: "Bad Blood"
    Season 3 of True Blood premieres with everyone in big trouble. Here's the recap.
  13. Jun 10, 2010

    How The Cosby Show Changed the Way I Watch TV
    Record now, watch later, and pray that no one ruins a good Cosby.
  14. Jun 01, 2010

    PREVIOUSLY, ON: Jane's Eyebrows and Mrs. White Return to Breaking Bad
    Jesse meets a girl, Walt has a date with Gus, Skyler breaks Bad, and Hank is a jerk again.
  15. Jun 01, 2010

    True Blood Minisodes 4 & 5: Bill Rings Up For Sookie, Sam Says No More Bull
    Sam Merlotte and Bill Compton are showcased in minisodes 4 and 5 of HBO's True Blood.
  16. May 27, 2010

    American Idol Says Goodbye To Simon Cowell (and its Future)
    First Paula, now Simon. American Idol can't last much longer.
  17. May 26, 2010

    PREVIOUSLY, ON: Breaking Bad Swats at Guilt
    A science teacher, a rehabbed-junkie, and a fly walk into a meth lab...
  18. May 25, 2010

    Live Blogging - Jesse James' Nightline Interview
    Dawn Olsen will be watching Jesse James make a fool out of himself, while saying mean stuff about him. Good times!
  19. May 23, 2010

    Lost Series Finale Tonight - Live Blogging and Coverage
    Live blogging of the Lost series finale beginning at 9PM tonight!
  20. May 12, 2010

    PREVIOUSLY, ON: Lost Has Mommy Issues
    Guest star Allison Janney sums up a historic series in two lines and then, other stuff happens.