Buddies In The Bedroom, Fantasy Football, Guys Named Nick - Page 2
Do you know what would happen if you took away Paris Hilton’s credit cards? She would probably shrivel up on the sidewalk outside of Selfridges and die, sort of like the Wicked Witch of the West did in The Wizard Of Oz. Moral: Paris Hilton needs to spend money on stuff she doesn’t need.
Do you know what would happen if a man tried to abstain from having sexual relations for the express purpose of getting closer to God? After trying to hold back for a while, he would then go out and get sex from the closest available source – altar boys usually fit the bill. Moral: men of the cloth are still human and forcing them to abstain just makes them hornier and more likely to do something stupid.
Do you know what would happen if two people were in a relationship where there was NO sex? The minute someone half decent came sniffing around, one or both of them would succumb to having an affair faster than you can say ‘Knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone’.” Thus, methinks you need to do something about your relationship or risk it exploding in your face.
Any thoughts on that new lingerie football league?
I’d Sure Like To See You In A Sweaty White Wife-Beater [Snicker, Snicker]
Dear I Only Do Lace Thanks,
Can you say gang tackle? Bring it on, baby!!!