German Man Attempts to Snort Speed Off Police Car
Sometimes being at the wrong place at the wrong time clashes with stupidity.
This was the case for a 26-year-old German nightclubber who was too focused on the task at hand that he had accidentally prepared his drug in take on a police car.
As he had done many times before, the young man began the ritual of chopping up separate lines of amphetamines, but was so caught up in the moment that he hadn't realized his unlawful mistake.
If there were an award for Most Precisely Lined Up Speed, it's quite possible he'd at the very least be nominated. And being nominated is like winning, right?
Well, this party goer's mistake was one that most drug users might not make. However, there is one detail that sort of lets the druggie off the hook.
The police car that he happened to be using was an unmarked police car, which makes one wonder how street smart this man really is if at all. You're into heavy drugs and you can't spot an unmarked police car? Even the most toasted stoners can spot one within a 10 mile radius.
Just like in the movies, this is the part where the audience jumps out of their seats and begins throwing popcorn and assorted candies at the screen, screaming 'IT'S A COP CAR, YOU IDIOT!' over and over again.
The two officers that the car belonged to were walking by just as he was preparing to do the drugs and obviously, this brilliant man was promptly arrested.
Hopefully his new friends in prison can teach him how to spot unmarked police cars and, for extra credit, how to spot plainclothes cops, too.
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