Princess Leia Freaks: SciFi Themed Brothel to Open in Vegas
How many geeky teens watched Return of the Jedi, George Lucas’ third installment of the blockbuster hit Star Wars in the Summer of ‘83, and thought Carrie Fisher looked totally hot in that gold bikini, in the scene where she was chained to Jabba the Hut? Well, those teens, grown up, presumably some lacking matrimonial bliss, may have a shot at having their ultimate SciFi fantasy come true, if Nevada businessman Dennis Hof has his way.
According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, Hof is planning a Science Fiction-themed brothel just 90 miles outside of Sin City. Hof is famous for having put together brothels of renown — it was his idea behind the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the famous brothel highlighted in HBO’s Cathouse series.
Want to “get down” with Captain Kirk’s green alien lady friend? Got a thing for the sexy big head of the opera singer in the Fifth Element? If out of this world girls are your taste, I’m not judging you, friends...
If reports hold true, former madam Heidi Fleiss herself is lending Hof a hand in this endeavor. According to Hof, Fleiss is “the chief alien design queen,” helping with the brothel’s futuristic room decor and skimpy outfits.
Interested in donning a Han Solo ensemble for some sexual exploits in a galaxy far, far away? Totally mystified that this would actually be a turn-on? Feel free to let us know (in an appropriate manner) in the comments below...
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