The Fur Files - Douchebag Dilemma, Mad For Make-Up Sex, Wandering Eye - Page 5
And two – MEN THINK WITH THEIR PENISES. MEN THINK WITH THEIR PENISES. MEN THINK WITH THEIR PENISES. In case you missed it the first three times, let me say it once more: MEN THINK WITH THEIR PENISES. Again, it’s like, “Hey, Pamela Anderson. I really wanna lick your boots.”
Thus, I wouldn’t use the fact that your boyfriend ogles other women as a reason for breaking up with him. He simply can’t help himself. And I realize that this probably doesn’t make you feel any better about the rubbernecking and slobbering stares. I should know. Even after more than twenty years of marriage, my husband still does it. Why, just last week, he was gawking at some woman with double D’s wearing a tight, Hooters’ t-shirt. (We gotta stop going there for supper.)
Frankly, I think you should do what I do. Whenever I catch my husband staring at another woman, or worse, talking to one with his jaw dragging on the ground, I simply envision him with a pickaxe jammed through his forehead, or I imagine his penis tied in a bow, hanging from the rear view mirror of my car. Somehow, this seems to help.