TheFurFiles - Grotesque Burlesque, Crazy For Christie, Sexy In Stirrups - Page 3
I think you should be proud of her. Lots of other people are [wink, wink}.
When I was a teenager, I had the biggest crush on Christie Brinkley. I first saw her in the movie "Vacation" with Chevy Chase and ever since, I’ve only been attracted to and/or dated women who look exactly like her. Problem is, there aren’t that many blonde bombshells with long, golden hair, great smiles and killer bodies out there, which means I am in my mid-forties and I’ve only ever been with one woman. She was a pretty good likeness, but after two months, she left me saying that she was sick of getting in the pool and seductively resurfacing a hundred times a day. So now I am lonely – I need someone. But please don’t tell me that I have to give up my dream.
(Christie) Brinkley Or Bust
What a coinkydink. I just saw Christie on Oprah, and as the face of CoverGirl for over twenty years, the woman IS gorgeous. And she did do a television infomercial with Chuck Norris for ADCO Total Gym back in 1997, which means she is also in great shape. Who wouldn’t be attracted to someone like that?
Well, I applaud you for having a dream and sticking to it. In today’s fast-paced, ever-changing world where the desire for immediate gratification is the norm, most people couldn’t hold out so long. Unfortunately, not every dream is destined to come true.
Just ask the indoor cat sitting at the window watching the birds go by.
Just ask a horny man on a night that the baby is sick.
Just ask a guy with a shellfish allergy who wants to eat at Red Lobster.
Just ask most of the people who try out for American Idol.
Anyway, although she has been married four times – which is actually good news for you since it means she isn’t just stuck on ONE guy – I think Christie may be single now. You should look her up. And don’t worry if you don’t have movie star looks. She was married to Billy Joel, remember?
My boyfriend and I are into public displays of affection, read: we like to have sex in places where other people might see/catch us. We’ve done it in all the usual locations – in the bushes behind the Washington Monument, in the elevator of the CN Tower with other people inside, in the car parked in the handicapped section at Target, and of course, in the bathroom on a plane, just to name a few. Problem is, we’ve run out of ideas. As it is what keeps our relationship fresh and fun, without any new locales, I am starting to get antsy. Any suggestions?Continued on the next page