Can a $22 Billion Godly Treasure Make God’s Own Country A Tourist Spot?
As if to atone for the ignorance of its Comptroller and Auditor General and make up for the loss he claimed the country has suffered, India has recently discovered a treasure in one of its ancient temples in the idyllic southern state, fondly called God’s Own Country.
These idiotic claims made by a stupid CAG of India, outside the constitutional limits of his office, has caused unprecedented loss to the Indian market capitalization, pulling India’s growth by several points down and creating a huge deficit in the trust of foreign investors in the Indian economy.
In short the CAG alleged that Indian Government lost out $39 Billion in license fees from foreign investors in the Indian Telecom sector by not taking an auction route whereas, the Government policy in fact has subsidized the Indian consumer to that extent, leading to unprecedented growth of the market and the sector to 700 million consumers.Where else can you make a call for $0.0225?
The CAG obviously didn’t know anything about a cell phone other than to give a missed call now and then! He was dreaming that US 39 Billion will flow in just like that from the foreign investors. He most probably can’t count the number of zeros in a billion correctly.
An unbelievable treasure of nearly $22 Billion has been unearthed during last week from several secret chambers in the Sree Padmanabha Temple located in the beautiful city of Trivandrum.
The treasure hunt which is not yet completed has suddenly raised this temple to the wealthiest temple in all of India. Excerpts from newspapers:Continued on the next page