Eric PalmieriWeblog: www.ninjasatire.com
Master Kushikimi-San was born out of the violent explosions of Krakatoa’s volcanos in 1883 and has survived off the flesh of the living ever since. Okay…that’s not entirely true…he’s fed off the dead as well. Rumors have it that Kushikimi faked the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand thus leading to the outbreak of World War I. Others believe that the kidnapping of the Lindburgh baby was one of his practical jokes. Speculations aside, Master Kushikimi-San has since retired from the role of practical joker and is now one of the world’s most unmerciful satarists. He lives by the mantra…take no prisoners, show no mercy.