Abbottabad And Costello - Page 2
Sept 11 2001 the world was at work as the Twin Towers started to burn. A few years earlier the attack was a bomb in the parking garage, the iconoclastic image of free enterprise was a personal insult to a holier holder of a multinational construction company, and self proclaimed keeper of the faith that would untimely hold the world hostage while hiding out, and holding up in an unplumbed cave.
At first folks barricaded the doors waiting for the invasion, and then a burst of patriotism was at a fevers pitch, the flag makers canceled their vacations that year for there was a saw buck in every stitch.
The leader of the free world an old friend of John Barleycorn tipped his Stetson hat and assured the crowd that with your precious sons and daughter, and the might of right and with the personal assurance from God all mighty, that what ever the cost to life or limb (other than his) we were going to smoke e’m out! And on his watch we would ultimately prevail and win this heavy weight bout.
Iraq has weapons’ of mass construction, he being Saddam Hussein was an evil despot who had threatened to kill his daddy, and was known in the of world of high stakes poker as an atomic weapons’ bluffer, while only holding the joker.
A General whose character was beyond reproach was coached and coerced to give credibility to a three trillion dollar exaggeration to the nation and the world. An honorable and loyal soldier he kept his station only to bail with disdain after his bosses’ reelection.
Uncle Bin escaped through the Pakistani mountain passes as we were counting on the locals to know their own neighborhoods back alley transit. Not now was the order of the day, for our are resources are stretched opaque thin, we will get him after we win, no more than a fortnight. The people will embrace me as their savior I will leave office with a legacy of victory. Besides I have been nominated as the most effective al-Qaida recruiter since Attila the Hun.Continued on the next page