Al Gore Allegedly Gets an Adductor Muscle Rubdown
We all know about the recent news that everyone's favorite environmentalist, Al Gore, and his wife Tipper have recently filed for divorce after 40 years of marriage because, as they put it, they simply grew apart. Little did we all know that it might actually have had something to do with Al Gore asking for a little too much in a massage session.
It appears that about four years ago, Gore was staying at the ultra swanky Hotel Lucia in downtown Portland, Oregon. A frequent guest of the hotel, (saving the world from Global Warming takes a lot out of the man) Gore had ordered a relaxing massage before turning in for the night. The front desk sent up a masseuse, around 10:30pm.
Then, allegedly, Gore went all sideways on her. Bordering on the bipolar, Gore shifted from angry to nice and back again, depending on how compliant the masseuse was with what he was asking her to do. He allegedly started by asking her to rub his inner thighs, abdomen and adductor muscles. She tried to keep it non-sexual as possible, since she wasn't that kind of masseuse, but according to her detailed 73 page accusation report, Gore wanted a little bit more, and he wasn't taking 'no' for an answer.
Long story short, he allegedly assaulted her until she was able to flee the room, which was some time later. Reading the summation of the report, it almost sounds like a scene from a stalker drama. The best part was Gore pleading (indicating another mood shift) for her to "release his second chakra."
In 2007 a Portland paper learned about the incident, but the report was squashed by Gore's lawyers. Then, in 2009 the masseuse finally told police about the incident, but did not press charges. One of her friends even told her not to press charges, saying, "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."Continued on the next page