Boehner to Offer Further Cuts in Pell Grants as Sop to Teabaggers

Well, shoot! Is that all what was holdin' up this thang?
Hell, boy! CUT them Pell Grants! Slash 'em. Get RID of 'em!
Them Millionaires and Billionaires what got so rich din't need none o' that COLLICH bullshit ta git where they are. Most of 'em got it from DADDY! And yew don't need no COLLICH to be a DADDY!
Now I know a lot of them libruhl crybabies is cryin' like babies on account of the fact that us Tea Party Patriots don't WANT the Congriss ta take one more single dime from them Millionaires and Billionaires what EARNED all that money what they got from they Daddies. Most of us Patriots ain't what yew would call wealthy. But we wants to BE wealthy someday, and damn it to HAIL if'n we is gonna let them libruhl crybabies give all our money to nigg... excuse me, to POOR people just so's they kin git SMARTER than we is.
WE din't need no collich ta git smart. The Millionaires and Billionaires din't need no collich ta git smart. So why in the Gosh Durn HAIL should we pay OUR money fer them nigg... excuse me, POOR people ta get smart?
That's just NONsense!



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