Forget Politics for Now, Here's a DELICIOUS recipFalling Into Place. Soon, We Will Know Ultimate VICTORY!
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You know, sometimes I think we need to put aside all the politics and stuff and just take a minute to stop and smell the roses. And what better way to do that than with a heaping plate of hot tuna casserRIGHT WHERE WE WANT THEM!!!
These American Patriots who have so cleverly stumbled upon the documentation that proves President Obama is a Kenyan Indo-Canadian Arab with Dual British Citizenship are well organized. And they're getting MORE organized.
But instead of fearing them, we must use their organization to our advantage.
Watch this ad they've prepared.
One thing they got right! THIS WILL BE "Their Last Chance!" This could not be better news for those of us dedicated to President Mumbasi and the swift implementation of the New World Order!
With all the patriots gathered in one place, it will be a simple matter to use Strike Force 13 (the so-called "Park Police") and Kill Team X (the so-called Capitol Police) to round up these patriots, ship them in freight containers to our secret killing grounds in Maryland, and be done with them once and for all.
Depending on the size of the crowd, we may or may not require use of the black helicopters. Pilots, stand by for further instructions.
Also good news, the patriots are REGISTERING and GIVING THEIR HOME ADDRESSES to one of our most trusted agents on his "Birther Summit" Facebook Fan Page. Good Job "Dean". Get these fools to register and give you all the information you can glean through their Facebook Profiles. We can deal with THESE patriots BEFORE they have their little "Summit!"Continued on the next page