Gays? Getting Married? Good-bye Civilization!
What the bloody f*^&*%g hell?
New York? What the hell are you THINKING??? Allowing HOMOS to get MARRIED! Don't you know what you've DONE!!!
YOU HAVE ASSURED GOD'S RIGHTEOUS VENGEFUL WRATH UPON THEE. I mean, "you."
YOU HAVE, AS A STATE, DESTROYED THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!
You know who said Homosex is a sin?
GOD DID!!!
Well, whoever wrote the Old Testament did, anyway, and they SAID God spoke to them directly on the subject. He also said we shouldn't eat pork, get blood transfusions and wear clothing of mixed fabrics. In fact, God "told" the Old Testament writers a LOT of wacky stuff about bashing out the brains of His enemies babies and impaling people and destroying the unbelievers, but then Jesus came along and said "forget the old testament because I bring a NEW testament."
AND JESUS SAID HOMOSEX WAS A SIN!
Well, HE didn't, but his spokesman St. PAUL sure did! He said it a LOT! Of course, he never actually MET Jesus or even laid EYES on him or HEARD a WORD he SAID, but he did have that conversion and everything.
And even if you don't believe the BIBLE, you can believe NEWT GINGRICH! As recently as YESTERDAY, according to a story in Reuters...
Republican presidential contender Newt Gingrich on Saturday said the adoption of same-sex marriage in New York showed the nation is "drifting toward a terrible muddle."
Saying he thinks marriage is between a man and a woman, he told reporters that he "would like to find ways to defend that view as legitimately and effectively as possible."
He said he thinks the nation should be defending the federal Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage ass (sp) being between a man and a woman.
Heh. I left the Freudian typo. Hee!
And then, there's that stalwart defender of morality, Rush Limbaugh!
“They seek to impose their perverted views, their depraved views on family and marriage,” he thundered. “Nobody’s denying anybody the right to get married. Marriage? There’s a definition of it, for it. It means something. Marriage is a union of a man and a woman.
And, he concluded, “This is about destroying an institution.”Continued on the next page
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