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How Does One GET "The Calling"?

Author: Bill Schmalfeldt
Published: June 06, 2011 at 10:36 am

You hear it every election year.

"I'm waiting to hear from God as to what HE wants me to do," they always say. And usually, they get the Almighty Go-Ahead.

Why does God do that? Why would He give the nod to so many different candidates when only ONE can WIN?

And how do you know who to vote for if God has given ALL the candidates in the GOP primaries the "Go-Ahead" to run for President.

So far, Newt has been told by God, Sarah Palin is waiting for a final yes or no, Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum are answering the call. Mike Huckabee said God told him NOT to run, so what does that say about Huck?

So, we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Deep Brain Publications, in our subterranean laboratories 1,800-feet below a trailer in Elkridge, Maryland, have put some of our best minds on the project.

(Pardon a moment... I have to turn the chicken wings. There. Now where were we? Ah, yes.)

And we've come up with this audio/visual presentation that we BELIEVE demonstrates what happens...




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