I'm Shocked — SHOCKED, I Tell You — at the Teabagger Hoffa Hypocrisy

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. said what?
WHAT?
Oh God. Oh noes! He was VULGAR? He referred to the teabagging anti-union, fire the teachers and cops and firemen so the rich can have more money BASTARDS as "Sons of Bitches?"
He said voters should "Take Them Out?"
(Are you sure he didn't mean, "For Ice Cream?")
Heavens. I feel a little woozy. If I start to topple, point me towards the fainting couch!
Wait a minute... what do you MEAN he didn't call for the wholesale murder of teabaggers? You mean, he said it in the context of VOTING OUT the teabaggers?
But the quote I keep hearing on Fox News says "take the sunzabitches out." I mean, it's like hearing Tony Soprano ordering a hit.
What?
Context? Don't talk to me about CONTEXT! How can the talk of wholesale MURDER ever be "in context."
Oh.
Here's what he actually said.
“Everybody here’s got to vote. If we go back & keep the eye on the prize, let’s take these sons of bitches out."
I see. So, when Fox LEFT OUT THE PART about "Everyone here's got to vote. If we go back and keep the eye on the prize..." and played the "Let's take these sons of bitches out," it would seem to the untrained ear that FOX was MANUFACTURING OUTRAGE! And the lickspittles at Breitbart picked up the turd and threw it at anyone it would stick to.
All day long, they've been replaying the remark... in the FOX context, not the real one... demanding Hoffa apologize for the remark, demanding that Obama (who wasn't even there at the time) disavow the remark, demanding that the head of the Democratic National Committee condemn the remark, and demanding that each and every registered Democrat send $500 to Rick Perry's campaign.
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