Feature: White Trash Wednesday

KKK vs. WBC- Who Will Win?

Author: Christine Vega
Published: June 02, 2011 at 8:45 am
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For the record, this is the truth infused with pure sarcasm. This should go without saying.

Maybe I shouldn't find this amusing. However, the truth is that I do. Whenever two hate groups try to determine who is the bigger asshole, you can find me on the floor rolling around laughing. 

One of the anchors from The Young Turks Network said it best: "Is this the spectrum that we have been reduced to now?" Neither could decide who to root for and stated that, apparently, the KKK are the moderate right-wingers now. Really? Here's my thought: while I am proud that the KKK decided to stand up for a good cause instead of hating people who are not Caucasian, they have really just proved that the Westboro Baptist Church has more assholes. The Grand Wizard was apparently offended by the "Church's" protest at Arlington on Memorial Day.

Apparently, police at Arlington witnessed this chaotic spectacle. I feel that this is sad that it happened on hallowed grounds where soldiers have been buried.  However, here is what they should have done: the KKK should have been in full standard attire for the shock factor. Maybe that would have scared the Westboro Baptist Cult!

Then, talk about the most epic reality show/ game show someone could create. Yes, America, I have the solution! Get the heads of each hate group in a room. Then, have a moderator who will lead what will be the most epic debate known to man. 

Another reporter said the following: "Don't look for any logic. There isn't any." Citizens who live in towns where these assholes protest, the Patriot Guard, and, apparently, the Ku Klux Klan are standing up. So, Jewish Defense League, Black Panthers- wanna step up your game? We haven't seen an epic Jewish Defense League counter protest against the Westboro Baptist Church in a while. Being the smart ass that I am, here is some twisted humor to leave with. This is what happened last time:

 
 

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