Limbaugh Calls Michelle Obama "Fat"
Sometimes I come across a story and my first inclination is to just let it lie there. It's too easy. It's like beating a dead fish with a stick. There's no real sport to it.
But no, no... something needs to be said about this one. As obvious as the satirical potential may be... the fact that my DOGS could write this column (and probably do a better job of it) because the humor is just that obvious....
Bear with me a moment.
"Rush Limbaugh Said Michelle Obama is Fat."
I KNOW! I KNOW! I'm a little late to the party for this one since he made the hateful remarks on Monday Feb. 21, but it's like the dude doesn't have a mirror in his house (which I suppose he wouldn't since he probably doesn't cast a reflection).
Check this from Media Matters.
LIMBAUGH: I'm sure you're aware that nutritionist-at-large Michelle Obama is urging, demanding, advocating, requiring what everybody can and can't eat. She is demanding that everybody basically eat cardboard and tofu. No calories, no fat, no nothing — gotta stop obesity. Except as in the case of all leftists, that's true for you, but not for them.Well, let's stop here just a second. Limbaugh is obviously just an entertainer, trying to give the crowd the delicious, well-marbled red meat they require as part of their minimum daily requirement of lies. But he goes beyond that.
Michelle My Belle, minus the husband, took the kids out to Vail on a ski vacation, and they were spotted eating and they were feasting on ribs, ribs that were 1,575 calories per serving with 141 grams of fat per serving. Now I'm sure some of you members of the new castrati: "This is typical of what you do Mr. Limbaugh, you take an isolated, once in a lifetime experience, and try to say that she's a hypocrite." She is a hypocrite. Leaders are supposed to be leaders. If we're supposed to go out and eat nothing — if we're supposed to eat roots, and berries and tree bark and so show us how. And if it's supposed to make us fit, if it's supposed to make us healthier, show us how.Members of the "new castrati". That's us. That's you and me and everyone else who dares call Limbaugh a liar because that's what he does and that's what you call a person who lies. A liar. And in this case, a big FAT liar. We've had our testicles removed. Presumably by Obama. Maybe Michelle ate them. Whatever. Let's move on.
The problem is — and dare I say this — it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does — what do you mean, what do I mean?What DO you mean, Rush? That Michelle Obama doesn't fit your ideal of perfect womanhood? The slim-waisted, small-butted, perky-breasted bimbette who wouldn't touch your flaccid, corpulent penis with GLOVES on if it weren't for your millions?
What is it - no, I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you. I mean, women are under constant pressure to look lithe, and Michelle My Belle is out there saying if you eat the roots and tree bark and the berries and all this cardboard stuff you will live longer, be healthier and you won't be obese. Okay, fine, show us.Continued on the next page