Look, Iran Went Nuclear On Us
I'm sure this is of wonderful news to everybody.
Today on February 11, known as Bahman 22 to the Muslims, Iran president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad pronounced to his supporters and celebrators that they're not a nuclear state, but they're totally not making any bombs with it.
Said the president, "The Iranian nation is brave enough that if one day we wanted to build nuclear bombs we would announce it publicly without being afraid of you." Glad he cleared that up.
While all this is happening, the protests also came to a head. The Guardian live blogged updates about the protests and found incidents of pepper spraying and a video of tear gas being shot over the heads of a crowd.
Also: that's a pretty big freakin' missile. They planning on blowing up The Moon with that?