Neocon Reax to Egypt Unrest: "Can't We Just Bomb Iran NOW?"
Don't let his dour facade fool you. Deep down inside, somewhere under his hilarious walrus mustache, former UN representative John Bolton is giggling like a school girl. He sees what's going on in Egypt and he can barely restrain his glee!!!
Is it glee over the masses of people finally expressing their desire for democracy? No.
Is it glee over what may likely be the overthrow of an oppressive tyrant? No.
It's the glee that the impending overthrow of the Mubarak government means we might get to BOMB someone! Sooner rather than later. THAT'S what has his nipples all tingly and his comedy joke shop mustache flapping up and down.
Monday, as a guest on fellow rabid brown-people hater Sean Hannity's radio show, Bolton was spewing thick, creamy delight all over the microphone as he talked about how a Mubarak overthrow will mean we — Israel — SOMEBODY — is gonna HAVE to bomb Iran.
HANNITY: Do you think that the Israelis are going to have to strike — they are going to have to take action. … As you pointed out, El Baradei, you know, ran cover for the Iranians for all those years that he was with the IAEA. And, I just don’t think the Israelis have much longer to wait…they’re going to have to act in fairly short order.
BOLTON: I think that’s right. I don’t think there’s much time to act. And I think the fall of a Egyptian government committed to the peace agreement will almost certainly speed that timetable up.
YAAAAY! Bombs, and lot's of 'em! And we better make sure we kill ALL of 'em so there's not a single one of those Muslim bastiches left to push the button to launch the nuclear weapons they most CERTAINLY have since Saddam Hussein hid them there before the Iraq war and even if they DON'T overthrow Mubarak, these demonstrations prove that SOMEBODY might SOMEDAY so you better just go ahead and nuke Tehran NOW before someone ELSE does it and WE should be the ones to do it because of American Exceptionalism and we'd do it RIGHT and yibble bibble bibble bibble!!!
Yew BETCHA! Nothin' gets these neocons roused up faster than an opportunity to bomb them some Muslims! Gets Bolton's mustache spinning like one of those clown bow ties!
See, this is why Bolton is considering a run for the presidency. When you're PRESIDENT, you can bomb ANYBODY at ANYTIME you freakin' FEEL like it! Cuz who's gonna tell you NOT to?
Nobody. That's who!