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Newt Cheated Because "He Loved America SO MUCH!"

Author: Bill Schmalfeldt
Published: March 09, 2011 at 12:48 pm
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I'M A BAD WIDDLE BOY!!!

Evangelicals, don't blame Newt Gingrich for his serial adulteries! Don't blame him for serving his cancer-stricken wife, on her hospital bed, with divorce papers. Don't blame Newt for being a hypocrite when he defends the "sanctity of marriage" against the onslaught of the GAYS who want to DESTROY the American family by forming families of their own while shitting on the very concept of marriage by cheating on every wife he's had up to this point.

No, Evangelicals. Do NOT blame Newt Gingrich for ANY of this.

He did it because he loves America SO MUCH!!!!

According to an interview Newt did with the Christian Broadcasting Network's David Brody, he was just so PASSIONATE about his love for America that he HAD to cheat on his first wife, (the one who got the hospital gift that wasn't flowers!) He loved America SO much that he HAD to cheat on his SECOND wife — while prosecuting President Clinton for lying about HIS sex life. He remains married to his third wife, but there's no telling who he will have an extramarital affair with leaving HER in the lurch if his overwhelming, passionate love for this country causes him to seek the presidency.


NEWT AND WIFE #2

Newt told Brody, "There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate. And what I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn’t trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them. I found that I felt compelled to seek God’s forgiveness. Not God’s understanding, but God’s forgiveness."

Oh, certainly! You may chafe at what you see as Newt's hypocrisy. But he has an explanation for that!

Gingrich has admitted he conducted an extramarital affair at the same time he was one of the GOP's most vocal critics of then-President Clinton for his involvement with Monica Lewinsky. "There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards," he said in 2007. "There's certainly times when I've fallen short of God's standards." Gingrich said at the time there was a difference between his conduct and Mr. Clinton's because Mr. Clinton had perjured himself.

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