President Obama Is Apparently Black
Omigod, you guys, the president is an African-American person! Did you hear about this? Apparently he beat out the Republican challenger in 2008 by, like, a gajillion votes. Isn't that neat?
Oh, wait, the story is about the president filling out the census, which is a prominent occurrence. Thanks, New York Times!
A White House spokesman confirmed that Mr. Obama, the son of a black father from Kenya and a white mother from Kansas, checked African-American on the 2010 census questionnaire.
Can you imagine if he had checked "Giraffe" instead? Oh man, that would've TOTALLY been awesome. Then we'd have had a giraffe president before a black one. And nobody would have seen that coming.
In conclusion, the president is black.