Racists Attack FLOTUS for Being... I'm Not Really Sure... I Think They Don't Like Her Having Money or Something
There's a story in the puerile, pus-stained "Andrew Brietbart Presents Big Government" today that criticizes Michelle Obama for DARING to send off a campaign e-mail to those who might be interested in entering a raffle - the winner of which gets dinner with the President.
Written on toilet paper with a finger dipped in her own feces, Jeannie DeAngelis offers up these cogent observations about the First Lady.
Appealing to that “thrive a little bit” constituency, recently the campaign came up with the innovative idea to hawk raffle tickets, at $5 a pop, to groupies who would love to spend an evening breaking bread with Barry.
Adorned in $42,000 Katie Davis diamond-encrusted wristlets, the first lady – taking time off from her chosen vocation of life coaching – has been recruited to give advice via email on how to raise a billion dollars in campaign funds for her husband’s bid for re-election.
(Remember — THESE are the people who say asking the millionaires and billionaires to pay their fair share of taxes amounts to "Class Warfare". But back to the feces flinging.)
With the contest deadline just ahead, Michelle voluntarily injected herself into the dinner-raffle excitement. The first lady offered relaxation pointers and conversation tips to potential dinner-with-Barack winners and guiding people on what they should eat, with whom, and what to do and say while eating.
To ensure she has another four years of flying on AF1 and going on luxury vacations, Mrs. Obama took to her computer and did what she does best – shot off an email containing Michelle-to-prospective-raffle-winner directives such as: If you win the contest with Barack, don’t get nervous.
How DARE she ride Air Force One? How DARE she wear wristlets? And how, pray tell, did DeAngelis know what kind they were or how much they cost unless she has a few pairs in HER jewelry box? Hmm? But you know the conservatives... unless the First Lady is bedecked in sack cloth and ashes, she's flaunting her wealth.
And the class warfare hating Breitbart suckers in the comment section are eating it up with a silver spoon!
Sunshine Connie, who calls herself a "frustrated" conservative, opines...
I am firmly in the camp of NO THANKS! Eating dinner with Barry would make me ill and throwing up in public is an event I can pass on. Kind of sounds like that 1 BILLION DOLLAR Campaign WAR CHEST is getting a good bit smaller.Continued on the next page