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Stupid, Sexist T-Shirt Pulled from Shelves. So Here's a New One!

Author: Bill Schmalfeldt
Published: August 31, 2011 at 2:06 pm
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Oh, I was just so ANGRY when I saw that JCPenney was offering a t-shirt that could lead the casual observer to believe that some girls think they're too pretty to do homework. We all know that EVERY teenaged girl is a hard-worker and scientist-in-training, so whoever approved this stupid, sexist design should be fired, beaten, re-hired, made to clean the toilets, beaten, fired, beaten again, and denied unemployment insurance.

If you're going to sell a t-shirt that labels people as stupid, make sure the target of your attack shirt actually IS stupid.

That is why I humbly submit the following design.

Now, if anyone wants to submit to me that Sarah Palin ISN'T stupid, then feel free to engage. There is nothing sexist in saying a stupid person is stupid. It IS sexist to suggest that an entire gender is stupid, which the original t-shirt wasn't actually doing either.

But you know how SENSITIVE people are...

BTW: As soon as Zazzle is out of "maintenance mode," I'll be adding this design to my product line. Whee!

 
 

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