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The Insane Person's Guide to the Unrest in Egypt

Author: Bill Schmalfeldt
Published: February 03, 2011 at 6:35 am
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See, you're sitting there this morning watching CNN or MSNBC and getting the idea that this whole kerfuffle in Egypt is between people who want President Hosni Mubarak to LEAVE and people who want Mubarak to STAY.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

That's what "they" WANT you to think. And by "they", I mean the nefarious force that is known as Barack Obama

Thank GOD that the Internet resource, Gawker.com has gone through all the evidence (and, probably, gallons of cough syrup) and coalesced all the Wingnut Madness in their quest to provide you with the REAL story. The POOP, as it were.

Let's break it down.

Glenn Beck compares conditions in Egypt to those in 1914 when Archduke Ferdinand was shot, leading to the beginning of WWI, combined with conditions in Berlin that caused WWII and 1979 when the Shah fled Iran with suitcases fulla money.

"The entire Mediterranean is on fire. More than that, it's not just the surrounding countries of the Mediterranean; it also spreads up here — you have the U.K. and Ireland already with riots in the street… I think there is a chance that Tunisia is our Archduke Ferdinand moment… He was the guy assassinated in Sarajevo, June 1914. A month later, Austria and Hungary declared war against Serbia and the rest is called World War I. I believe a snowball is being formed, and it is starting to roll… You can at least prepare to not get caught in the snowball. I'm going to show you in a minute how this isn't Berlin. This is Iran, 1979."

Conor Friedersdorf of "The Atlantic" offers his analysis here. You can see Beck's video here. I love how he's able to get his eyes spinning in opposite directions when he talks.

But he misses the obvious point that the Egyptians are protesting because BILL AYRES and CODE PINK taught them how to protest! At least, that's what the mental giants at Big Government.com think.

President Barack Obama funder and Code Pink co-founder Jodie Evans, accompanied by Obama’s Hyde Park friends and neighbors – the former Weather Underground terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn – organized an inside-outside game of political theater to bring pressure on the Mubarak regime to allow the aid for Hamas to be delivered though Egyptian checkpoints.
On one hand, Evans and Code Pink lobbied Mubarak’s wife for assistance, as well as the U.S. embassy in Cairo. On the other hand, the group led hundreds of Western leftists in challenging the Egyptian government with boisterous street protests.
Code Pink was not shy about its support for Hamas. The group bragged that Hamas terrorists guaranteed their safety in Gaza.
At the same time, Code Pink had also allied itself with the Muslim Brotherhood. Code Pink took out banner ads on the Muslim Brotherhood’s official English language Web site asking jihadis to “join us in cleansing our country” of so-called war criminals which included former President George W. Bush and wife Laura.
The Muslim Brotherhood is banned in Egypt and is widely considered to be the father of the modern Islamic terrorist movement.

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