There's a Filthy Clog in the Drain Pipe of Discourse
Ever notice when you're cleaning your gutters that something is stopping up the drain pipe? You gotta either hope you can reach the clot from the bottom or the top, or else you have to either take apart the drain pipe or run a high-pressure hose through it until the clog comes out. We've all been there, right?
And the clog is usually something truly nasty. A rotting corpse of a squirrel, a decomposing clot of dead leaves, something vile and smelly. But then, once the clog is cleared, water starts flowing through the pipe. The water looks dirty at first, but eventually it starts to run clear.
Well, kids, there's a great, big, gelatinous, rotting lump of decomposing filth blocking the drain pipe of public discourse in this country. And I don't think running a high pressure hose through the pipe is gonna get the job done.
I think we're gonna have to take this pipe apart, section by section. Towards the top of the pipe, we'll find the smelly, rotted lump of mud and sticks that used to be Sean Hannity's integrity.
At the section closest to the bottom, that clotted mass of leaves, dead worms and filth? That's Glenn Beck. You could probably poke that through the pipe with a good, strong stick.
But you're not gonna get that pipe to flow clear and clean again until you get that bloated, jelly-like, pale, grey, decomposed corpse of the soul of Rush Limbaugh out of the center portion.
As long as you have this clot of human filth blocking and befouling the flow of public discourse in this nation, the water will constantly back up into the gutters, causing damage to the foundation of your house... and the nation at large.
It's easy to just sit there in your recliner and say, "Eh, if I just ignore it long enough a good hard rain storm will come and I'll just have a big lump of corrupted filth at the bottom of the pipe to throw into the compost pit."
If only it were that easy.
No, my friends. The way to make sure the drain pipe runs clear and clean is to put on your work gloves, remove that section of the pipe, and use a ramrod of some sort to push the clog through... clean it out like a dozen bran muffins would do to the most constipated colon.
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